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JMF

When you hire me, they will come.

I Am

I Don’t Think In Or Out Of The Box. I Think Originally.™

This Is Why I Can Help You

I Am JMF

I Am Not Arrogant, Just Confident

I Don’t Create Things People Just Remember, I Create Things People Never Forget

I Am Anakin’s Father

I Am A Brilliant On-The-Fly Thinker, Perfect For Real-Time Advertising

I Am Never On Time, I’m Early

I Can Eat Just One

I Have The Patience Of Job

I Am The Real Most Interesting Man In The World, And I Don’t Drink Beer

I Rode The Last Train To Clarksville

I Play Well With Others

My Ideas Are Not Bound By The Space-Time Continuum. The Great Wall Of China…Yeah…I Did That

My Ideas Are Not State Of The Art, They Are The Art

They Laugh At Me Because I’m Different, I Laugh At Them Because They Are All The Same

The Giants Stand On My Shoulders ™

I Am A Creative Consultant

I Am the Writer-Director of a National Emmy® Award-winning Television Series

I Am Writing A Series Of Epic-Fantasy Novels

Do You Want Some More…

Let’s get started creating piles of cash for you!

 

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